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"Big People Words"
A group of kindergartners were trying to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle
they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby
talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always
remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big
people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took
a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big
people words."
She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a
book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book
did you read?"
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest
with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."
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