Thread: The Story of Stupid -- A Cautionary Tale
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Old 08-23-2007, 01:09 PM   #33
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And how many times have I hunted for my cell phone when the time was right there in the corner of my computer screen?

But even more wondrous:
One year I thought a long time about a gift for my (former) wife's birthday. Finally I settled on a kitchen hand mixer. It was a good one and I had it wrapped beautifully.

On that special day when she unwrapped it she had the most curiously inscrutable look on her face. I asked, "What's wrong? Don't you like it?"

She replied, "Two things are wrong." Her frank manner was a little frightening. "You don't give the woman you supposedly love a kitchen tool for her birthday!"

Oh, oh. I knew I was in trouble. I asked, "What is the other thing?"

She replied, "You gave me the same thing last year!"
Unforgivable... cause for separation.
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