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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible
In an other line...
Stupid spent 5 minutes running for a watch before read time, only to remember Stupid has a wonderful little clock on his reader!  |
And how many times have I hunted for my cell phone when the time was right there in the corner of my computer screen?
But even more wondrous:
One year I thought a long time about a gift for my (former) wife's birthday. Finally I settled on a kitchen hand mixer. It was a good one and I had it wrapped beautifully.
On that special day when she unwrapped it she had the most curiously inscrutable look on her face. I asked, "What's wrong? Don't you like it?"
She replied, "Two things are wrong." Her frank manner was a little frightening. "You don't give the woman you supposedly love a kitchen tool for her birthday!"
Oh, oh. I knew I was in trouble. I asked, "What is the other thing?"
She replied, "You gave me the same thing last year!"
