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Originally Posted by Donna Callea
SPECIAL OFFER:
For an unlimited time only, all readers purchasing my books will receive a big, wet kiss.
EXTRA-SPECIAL OFFER:
The first reader to post a review on Smashwords for one or both of my novels will be the proud recipient of my firstborn child.
WARNING:
My firstborn child just turned 39.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
It is my proud honor to award you a
Shameless Award, specifically the
Shameless Award #2: The Giving Away of One's Firstborn Child in Order to Promote a Book.
In recognition of this award, the Committee of One cited the uniqueness of actually giving away an adult child (are Pampers included, along with a shaving kit?) merely to sell a book. No one could stoop any lower than
Donna Callea, the Committe decided, and concluded that this does not happen every day.
Therefore, the Committee of One has decided to repost her entire post, located above this writing.
Again, congratulations on your award!
Don
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