Originally Posted by Lycoming
*A little boy comes down to breakfast. *
*Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. *
*'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. *
*Well, he's a little ****ed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. *
*He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. *
*He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.*
*He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.*
*'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? *
*And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.*
*'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. *
*I saw you kick the pig,so you don't get any bacon for a week either. *
*I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you are not getting any milk .'*
*Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.* *The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'*
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