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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
I'm sure your next of kin--however many are left--will be just as glad. If you're lucky, you may be able to keep the money yourself... but I'm not sure how much of it you'll be able to spend, as you'll be in protective custody.
You see, your statement above counts as open admission that you are a Kindle infiltrator. Therefore, I will be forced to place you under arrest, where you'll have to stay in our protective safe-house until your trial.
(That's the safe-house over there... it says "Fridgidaire" on it.)
Book 'em, Dano... and take 'im to the cooler!
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I'm sorry Mr. Jordan, I can't let you do that! Any (and all) statements made in the llounge are pure hearsay ... and hence cannot be used as grounds for arrest or incarceration.
Nice try space boy!
BTW - did you know that you can purchase kitchen appliances, such as a Frigidaire, at Amazon - as well as over a half-million Kindle books?