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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Welcome back Mr. Jordan. Doubtless you'll be glad to learn that I am receiving hazardous duty pay to cover any singed nether regions incurred in my crusade to further the cause of clear thinking and Kindle adoption!
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I'm sure your next of kin--however many are left--will be just as glad. If you're lucky, you may be able to keep the money yourself... but I'm not sure how much of it you'll be able to spend, as you'll be in protective custody.
You see, your statement above counts as open admission that you are a Kindle infiltrator. Therefore, I will be forced to place you under arrest, where you'll have to stay in our protective safe-house until your trial.
(That's the safe-house over there... it says "Fridgidaire" on it.)
Book 'em, Dano... and take 'im to the cooler!