Egad - it was the laddy at the door! Frustrated after years of angry unhappy people shoving $300 bills at him - and then having to give them up - to someone who just sat in their chair all day posting on MR while pretending to listen to peoples' problems!! It wasn't fair!! He snapped and hit pshyrnk with his own couch, and then planted a crowbar to implicate pilotBob!!!
The perfect crime! No one ever pays attention to the hired help!!
[Please send me my prize now!]
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