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Or turned into a lovely sauce with basil and a hint of garlic.
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You know Mr. Jordan, while you are waiting for your sauce to simmer, you could be downloading and reading the entire NY Times bestseller list - in under a minute?
[And - my, my Mr. Jordan, I've just been reviewing your Amazon purchase history with my dear personal friend Jeff, and I don't think you'd want to share some of these selections with your friends at MR ... ehhh??? Didn't think so. Let's just lower the flame in that broiler of yours now and slowly back away from the stove.]