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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
YOU FIEND!!! That's Uncle Jerome!!! 
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Well, Dano, looks like we've got another murder case on our hands.
Mr. Poohbear, it's obvious someone's targeted your family. They seem to be trying to blackmail you into revealing something. Do you have any idea what that might be? And remember, the longer you delay, the more of your family may be murdered, plucked, roasted and eaten, probably accompanied by rice, mashed potatoes or green beans, and a nice cold beer to wash them down.