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Maybe he was beaten by a dog tied to a crowbar wielded by a penguin?
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Nah - you're all wrong! The farkin' parrot got drunk, looked down at his coat and thought it was another parrot and began slashing at it ...fell off the perch and hit his head. The penguin ran in, tripped over the body, dropping his crowbar repeatedly as he tried to get up (not easy to do with flippers for arms). As he ran away, he slid in the puddle left by the bad doggie, which was blamed on the snowman avatar!
There - does that cover everything so far???
