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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
All right folks - enough of this jibber jabber. It's become painfully obvious what's going on here.
This thread is a cheap rip-off, errr reverent homage, of The Maltese Falcon. Instead of the priceless black bird, we have a tatty dead parrot that is apparently changing color as he decomposes. [Can't you at least put him in a Zip-Loc bag?]
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So ... we should focus on the dame who appeared in the office of our fearless detective. She's clearly a bad 'un! And will bring nothing but trouble and sleepless nights to Rock Lobster.
Rock Lobster indeed! More like Lobster Mayonnaise, with a side of sensuous escargot sizzling in melted garlic butter!!
[Give me one of the readers now or I'm adding recluse to the story line as the Sidney Greenstreet character!] 
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Can people please stop mentioning the length of the table and the idiosyncratic moebiustic architectural feats of Montsnmags Enterprises? Infinite supply is absolute hell on profit margins, and I have enough trouble collecting from my tenants as it is (even without that mongrel Red -"little bastard shot me in the ass").
Cheers,
Marc
CEO - Montsnmags Enterprises
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so wait, you're saying there *is* such a thing as bad publicity ?
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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
Hmm, wouldn't there be only one? As one would poison him, another one would stab him, a third would scratch his eyes out, a fourth would crack his skull open, etc...
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what version of Murder on the Orient Express have *you* been reading ??
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Good question... I don't trust that Zelda P.
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Hmm, I would never post on MR when at home, I have other things to do there!
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your boss must love you !