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This is a democracy.* And I say we should take a vote on it. All those in favor of the chicken being a spy, raise your hand. Right. One, two....(doggie counts laboriously).....sixteen.....(more extremely careful counting).......thirty-two. Right. All those opposed? (doggie strains to look behind closed eyes) Zero. Fine. The chicken's a dead duck. Let's string him up and roast him on the spit. Hey, who took the spit?
* Well, it isn't but it sounds good to say it is.
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