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Originally Posted by FlorenceArt
 Just read the contest thread!!!! This is terrible!!!! Pshrynk has been murdered!!!! And he has a headache too!!!! |
I once near took an eye out (my own) with a crowbar I used contrary to instructions (oh, point *away* from face). I'd like to say I did this when I was young and stupid, but it was just a few months ago. First thing I did was take a picture of the crowbar-shaped welt and the blood-tear and post it on Twitter. It was then I realised all was lost, especially seeing as I only have 30 Twitter followers and most of them want to sell me something or are Russian girls wanting to give me their special secret password to their titty-rich website (Can I say "titty" on this web-channel? I'm pretty sure they're not lesbian titties, so they're probably not inappropriate).
Anyway, the point is, pshrynk is probably okay - it's only a crowbar - and, if he's lucky, TITTIES! (they do nothing for me, but, hey, I like slightly chubby but muscular and swarthy men in Mexican wrestler masks and associated kit, so I acknowledge my preferences may not jibe with the norm).
I still love my crowbar. I dug up a palm tree with it on the weekend (it's easy when you picture the right person on your List).
Cheers,
Marc