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I was just checking some of the inboxes in some email accounts I rarely use, and was made aware of how important it can be to keep up with all of my e-mail. Today, in one inbox, I found the following important messages:
The Australian Lottery Board wrote to let me know that I had won $950,000.00 USD from the Australian Lottery.
Tina Diane wrote to tell me she loves me. (I feel kind of bad about that, because I don't recall ever meeting her.)
Mr. Edward Williams sent me an "Important message from the Federal Ministry of Finance."
And last but not least, Pembantu Tadbir wrote that he had some classified information for me. I assume Mr. Tadbir must be from the government. I should have written back to inform him that my email account isn't cleared for receiving classified information, but in my excitement at receiving such important and exciting emails, I accidentally deleted them all before I had a chance to read them.
Pity. I could have really used that $950,000.00!
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