Quote:
Originally Posted by Donna Callea
Dr. Drib--
Have you heard?
Hurricane Walter is swallowing Florida!
Not that anyone is going to miss the former Sunshine State all that much. But as a shameless self-promoter (who else is going to do it for me?) I feel it's my duty to alert all readers, skimmers, scanners, samplers (and even the barely literate) that the times they are a changin'.
So before it's too late, be sure to get a copy of New Coastal Times, where you will find, among other things:
Wal-Mart residents enjoying a Christmas sing-along
religious fanatics waiting for Jesus in Okeefenokee Swamp Park
sexy displaced youths enjoying each other in a government-sponsored free-love commune
And much more.
WARNING: This book contains references to an ungodly number of Broadway show tunes. Readers may find themselves unwillingly singing along.
And here's the best part. For a limited time only (who knows how long we've got?) this well-reviewed post-apocalyptic novel that brings quirkiness to a whole new level is available for the amazingly low price of 99 cents.
Check it out at Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/11066
or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003AOA86E
P.S. What are you a doctor of, Dr. Drib? Just wondering. |
Now
THAT'S a great promotion gimmick! And I thought all the Shameless authors had disappeared.
You win a free "
Entire Post Completely Quoted Again" award for your creativity and Shamelessness!
Don