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Donna Callea · 05-01-2010, 04:16 PM

Dr. Drib--
Have you heard?

Hurricane Walter is swallowing Florida!

Not that anyone is going to miss the former Sunshine State all that much. But as a shameless self-promoter (who else is going to do it for me?) I feel it's my duty to alert all readers, skimmers, scanners, samplers (and even the barely literate) that the times they are a changin'.

So before it's too late, be sure to get a copy of New Coastal Times, where you will find, among other things:
Wal-Mart residents enjoying a Christmas sing-along
religious fanatics waiting for Jesus in Okeefenokee Swamp Park
sexy displaced youths enjoying each other in a government-sponsored free-love commune
And much more.

WARNING: This book contains references to an ungodly number of Broadway show tunes. Readers may find themselves unwillingly singing along.

And here's the best part. For a limited time only (who knows how long we've got?) this well-reviewed post-apocalyptic novel that brings quirkiness to a whole new level is available for the amazingly low price of 99 cents.

Check it out at Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/11066
or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003AOA86E

P.S. What are you a doctor of, Dr. Drib? Just wondering.

05-01-2010, 04:16 PM	#353
Donna Callea Author Posts: 47 Karma: 50000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Device: kindle	Dr. Drib-- Have you heard? Hurricane Walter is swallowing Florida! Not that anyone is going to miss the former Sunshine State all that much. But as a shameless self-promoter (who else is going to do it for me?) I feel it's my duty to alert all readers, skimmers, scanners, samplers (and even the barely literate) that the times they are a changin'. So before it's too late, be sure to get a copy of New Coastal Times, where you will find, among other things: Wal-Mart residents enjoying a Christmas sing-along religious fanatics waiting for Jesus in Okeefenokee Swamp Park sexy displaced youths enjoying each other in a government-sponsored free-love commune And much more. WARNING: This book contains references to an ungodly number of Broadway show tunes. Readers may find themselves unwillingly singing along. And here's the best part. For a limited time only (who knows how long we've got?) this well-reviewed post-apocalyptic novel that brings quirkiness to a whole new level is available for the amazingly low price of 99 cents. Check it out at Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/11066 or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003AOA86E P.S. What are you a doctor of, Dr. Drib? Just wondering.