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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
I believe it was Oliver Hardy who said, "Another fine mash you've gotten me into!"
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And Oliver North (of Iran-Contra fame) who said:
"I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not accept responsibility for that which I did not do. "
Fat Abe then inverted the sentence into a stream of Contra-Positives:
"I am here to blame others for my irresponsibility. I will accept blame only for thread hijacking but not thread kidnapping. One of these crimes is punishable by hanging, and the other, by exile. Or, vice versa."
And now for another Oliver North quote:
"I don't think there is another person in America that wants to tell this story as much as I do."
which Fat Abe ran through his OCR corruption program and turned into:
"I don't think there is another person in America that wants to
sell this story as much as I do."