Originally Posted by Moejoe
One of the monkeys escaped though. He wandered into a big publishing house where he was taken, strategically shaved, forced to watch the Indiana Jones movies over and over again (even the horrible fourth one), and then placed in front of a typewriter with a single banana as his only reward for completing a chapter.
They gave this unfortunate creature a name. A name that will now live forever in the nightmares of readers.... and that name was....
Dan Brown.  |