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We found an old box and put the bits and pieces of clockword orange chicken in it. May as well keep everything together.
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Jeesshh....a vellow just asks a crew member for some mint sauce, and the next fing you know you've been transmogrified into a vampiric Borgified giant chicken clock hell bent on destroying the vorld! And a sssmall crew of a damaged dirigible.
And then...just vhen you're getting acquainted with your new crew mates and sssharing a vew drinks, you're bashed, eaten & then spewed by a mutant whatever named for either pasture flowers or an ancient king.
Hmmmm...could be vorse I guesssss. At least the captain vorgot to ssshine the sun lamp on me.
Okie dokie now. Letssss sssseee what's in the box.
"You put your right foot here,
you find your left foot there,
you find your red eyeball,
and you clean it up with care.
When it glows real red,
put it back into your head,
and now it's ready to wear!"
Ohhhhh...what's this squishy bit? Don't think it's chicken. Hmmm....must assimilate new biological diversity. Ohhh look ... more squishy bits - and some metal thingies from Deb's belt. .....