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I'd suggest a full-body tattoo of Uncle Sam smoking a cigar made from eagle feathers that has been moistened shut with the tears of Amurrka's enemies. Also, for added not-being-Mexican, another tattoo might be added on the posterior spanning both cheeks that reads "May her colors never run." A test also could be administered and anyone who is stopped is shown a map of the world and if they can identify more than one country (Amurkka) they have to turn around and 'git her the hell out of there.'
Of course Arizona could reinstate the 'Bellamy Salute' used in schools all over America before WWII and have everybody use that salute as they cross into Arizona so everybody is really clear about what's happening. (Damn I'm getting real close to Godwin here).
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