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Psssst ... dave ... come here .... dave ....
[dave] What? Who's calling me? Am? Is that you? It's so dark I can't see anything except those blasted chicken eyes glowing like demonic Exit signs.
... that's right dave ... over here ... Deb's taking off her univorm ... vant to see?...
[dave] Where? Let me through you blasted poultry-bots!
...you need to bend ofer and look through this peep-hole dave...
[dave] OK - why is the peep-hole so close to the ground? I have to get down on my hands and knees ... and
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get that tube out of my neck you feathered fiends! Am, WDE, somebody - help! I'm getting faint ... can't hold on ...
[ChickenBorgVampire] Gooood vork mein widdle flock. Ve have taken our virst victim tonight. Take him to ze vault now. Bring up some more of the vhiskey - we'll lure the rest of them out!
Vun down. Now for the next ....
.... Hmmm Here widdle doggie! Ve haff chocolate! Lots and lots of dark chocolate! .....
(Und haff the net ready in case KK comes along!)
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