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And ... as night began falling ...
[dave] I didn't drop it! It was Deb's fault! (smack!) Ow!
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If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, it's ALWAYS Deb's fault... but KK and Am are doing their part, too.
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... and the slavering group of morons, errr, gallant crew marched on, trailed by their newly reconstituted captain
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Wait. what? I was behind Clovis (not a sight for the faint of heart) being followed by Deb, KK, and Am. But (npi), if I'm behind the crew (where a good captain should be), then who's behind me? Or, who's behind am I behind?
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... no one noticed the small mechanical chickens' eyes begin to glow in a sickly lurid red light that could only mean ---
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Oh, I noticed all right... I noticed.
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...the Borg Chicken drones were reawakening to their vampiric programming ...
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Nope, not yet. I'll go with the glowing eyes... we need to be able to see to get around in the dark, right?
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Could the fate of our feckless heros lie with pshrynk?
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Oh, I get it. Psychiatrist, couch, lie. Heh.
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Or would GeoffC's herbal cooking skills save the day -- and the crew?
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Chocolate's an herb, right? Coat the chickens in choco, and BAM! -- no more chicken. But some indigestion soon after.
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Can the fearless, but hungry, female bodyguards handle this fowl challenge to their beloved, but confusing, captain?
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Methinks they can handle pretty much anything... plus, Dave has those wonderful toys! (Joker: Where DOES he get those wonderful toys?)
(Reading from manual:
"Press Red Button To Arm Device" *CLICK*
Good... now what's the next part... "Release to Detonate"
Oh crap. Note to self: Read the ENTIRE manual next time before playing with shiny toys.)
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And where is WDE the wonder pup?
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Ah! Now I know. WD(E) is following the girls...
You know, WD(E) has a unique view on things... I can truthfully say, "I'd like to see things from his perspective."
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