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Originally Posted by recluse
I was watching TV the other day when I saw the stupidest invention ever.
Basically, it's a packet of activated charcoal that you attach to the back of your underwear which removes the smell when you fart!
I know! The nerve of some people!
What's the point of farting if you can't share the complete experience?
I have a better idea. Let's put the fun back into flatulence!
FART FRESH!
My breakthrough allows you to personalize your flatulence to fit any mood, any moment!
Choose from one of the following scents:
Pine
Lemon
Potpourri
Lavender
Wet Dog
Ham
Peppermint
Old Bait
Liverwurst
New Car
Cayenne (Outdoor use only. May cause burning sensation)
So remember:
When you gotta fart, FART FRESH!
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It's not a new idea - the rich and influential have had them for years. How do I know? More than 30 years ago I did a three week residential "self-actualization by shaving old men and talking to the mentally deranged" type course that we call the Duke of Edinburgh City Challenge in the UK. Another participant was a young man who was later to become a well know Tory MP in the UK - most recently infamous for abusing his expenses, (he will remain nameless but just to get you guessing his grandfather was also a well-know Tory lord and the family name rhymes with fog!). Anyway, the point of all this is that this young Tory MP-to-be was using fart absorbers back then, and according to him, everyone in the aristocracy used them. Which presumably is why non-aristocrats smell but aristocrats don't. I'm glad to see such devices being democratized and made available to the masses.