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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
[Yawns .... waking up from long nap ...]
Anybody remember the correct incantation to UN vampirize that cute little chicken? (S)he's too cute to get rid of, but this making-holes in everybody's neck has got to stop!
[ swats chicken away from my own neck ]
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[dave] You're on to something there Deb.
[deb] I know, it's this couch, which conveniently landed right side up in the crash.
[dave]No, no I mean with the incantation thing.
[deb] right, I knew that
[kk] I'd still rather sautee him, Am...?
[Am] Yep, got a new bottle right here, it's got some real zing to it this time
[dave] *rubbing eye* like it didn't have any before!?
*KK and Am begin looking through rubble for a large enough frying pan*
[dave] No seriously, the captain on a ship can marry people right?
[geoff] well sure, but usually just one at a time and only if he really likes them.
[dave] no I meant, that he can -
[pshrynk] Actually, that would only apply to certain polygamist sects that still practice ----
[dave] Stop!! That's not what I meant. I mean he can perform marriages, can't he?
[all] duh?
[dave] umm, right. So that make him like a priest right? Right! And priest hang out in churches and pray and stuff, right? Right! And a priest can do one of those exorcise things to get rid of evil spirits, right? Right!
[Am aside to KK]What's he need us for if he's jsut going to go on agreeing with himself?
[kk] just let him go, he'll wind down eventually. If not, you can always smack him again or throw more sauce on him...
[Am] hmm, good point...
[dave] so if the captain is like a priest and a priest is what we need to get rid of the evil in the chicken borg vampire thing.
[poohbear/chicken-borg/vampire] I can see vere theees is go-ink
[dave] then why dont we just find an otter that used to belong to a priest.
[geoff to poohbear/chicken-borg/vampire] errr, you saw that coming?
[poohbear/chicken-borg/vampire] vell, no not so much
[pshrynk to Am] Just how hard did you hit him?
[dave] I think I'm going to go lay down now...
[deb] not on this couch you're not