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Old 04-22-2010, 01:30 PM   #350
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*sploosh*

Half a bottle enough?
aayyyiiieeee my eyes....... it got in my ayyyyyeeeesss

But hey, I feel much better now, wow I thought garlic just kept them away not removed the effects

unless .... [checks neck] heeyyy wait just a minute now, my necks not even bitten, it's just this metallic tubey thing stuck in it here
[yank]
ouch, crap that hurt....
hmmm, what are these words on it .....
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Manufactured by chicken borg cube number 31J-A-92L. Some parts and promotional considerations provided by cubes 56I, 27Q, and 39 through eleventy X.

Intended for use on unassimilated beings only,no more than two doses per light year.

May cause swelling, light headedness, lose of life, delusions of vampirism, death, dry mouth, gas, and/or sudden decreases in blood pressure.
He's not a vampire, ohh god, it's worse.... he's a borg. I need a shiney, droppy, explodey thing!!!
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