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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Hmmm....exchanging keyboard for cybernetic enhanced direct thought to text transference device! Sending bill for said device to Alex at MR. Listing Lady Blue as the customer placing the order.
Placing device on head. Flipping switch. Nothing. Nothing. Oh - found dial - turning it up to those very large numbers scrunched on the end of the scale...
IT BURNS!
Diving into pond while screaming. Assessing damage to head feathers in mirror. Calling lawyer to sue Lady Blue for ordering a known dangerous device. Billing lawyer's fees to Alex.
There. Enough work for 1 day.  |
At this rate tomorrow should be a blast then. [pun completely intended]