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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
An evil mastermind bent on the destruction of my strawberry patch. My nemesis! Professor Moriarty to my Holmes! The Joker to my Batman! The feathered fiend of destruction! A blue jay who stares me in the eye daily with a countenance full of "What in the name of Hades are you doing in my garden, puny human?"
Don't talk to me about scarecrows. Scarecrows are worthless against a beast who has the unmitigated gall to fly down and steal strawberries from the very row in which I'm busy pulling weeds!
I'm thinking of taking out a professional hit on him. Where's Hawkman when you need him?
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I'd be happy to loan you my cat. She is master of the yard and the birds hate her (and learn quickly just how fast she is.) Unfortunately, Scamp is a feral stray so getting her to you...little dicey. Junior, her offspring, is more easily loanable, but he tends to get into pounce mode, forget the target and fall asleep...