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KNOCK KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK! RING! RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Oh - there you are. Your vood is here my vine people. No - I must come in and set up your table. I'll bet you're feeling a bit peckish by now - I certainly am. Why yes - my breath is minty fresh!
I'm sorry, ve chicken was not available (it's daylight you know) so ve substituted squirrel. And ze chopsticks were blunt - so I brought bendy straws.
Hmmmm.... someone substituted mint for the garlic strings.
Okie dokie - all issss ready vor you. Let me tie zie napkin around your neck, your luscious pink neck pulsing vith the blooooood of life. Too tight you say, let me loosen it - oh no I scratched you - I'll just lick, errr, dab up that rich red varm blooooooooood. Just my type!
Damnation - I dropped your napkin under ze table - can you crawl under with me and help me find it??????????? Yesssssssssssssss
nom nom nom nom ...............
Dave - you're looking a bit pale! Dave? Dave??
Who'ssss ready vor their lunch now?
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