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mores · 04-21-2010, 10:33 AM

It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked and he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM, all <insertyourcountryhere> women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti - terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in deck chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all <insertyourcountryhere>'s women..

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment..

The <insertyourcountryhere> Government appreciates your efforts to weed out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

04-21-2010, 10:33 AM	#52
mores Guru Posts: 834 Karma: 102419 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vienna, Austria Device: iPhone	It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked and he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM, all <insertyourcountryhere> women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti - terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in deck chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all <insertyourcountryhere>'s women.. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.. The <insertyourcountryhere> Government appreciates your efforts to weed out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.