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Originally Posted by DixieGal
Yawn... had to get up early to put on a crock pot full of dried beans and pork. My sister and BIL are coming over today for lunch, and he requested it with cornbread and fried potatoes. Sort of heavy for a hot summer day, but he is having a craving. Now I'm awake and sitting here dreading the panicky "company is coming" rush to clean house.
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Ooooh... apart from the pork, it sounds yum! (I'm vegetarian)
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
If it weren't for company coming, I'd never dust the furniture at all.
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You... dust? At all? *faint*
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Wow - that would be the biggest & scariest "floater" I've ever heard of! 
Did you try swatting it to confirm/refute its existence? |
I told it sternly that it didn't exist, and to stop pretending like it did. Then I offered it a Berocca, and it ran away.
(Berocca's a mostly-B-vitamins tablet that you dump in water and it fizzes into a weird-tasting drink... commonly used as a hangover cure, because it either makes you feel better or helps you purge away the toxins)
(not that I was drunk, btw)
(three ZCDs doesn't count as drunk, right?)
(why'm I talking in asides?)
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Originally Posted by recluse
Sounds like a case of the DT's. Have a drink. If the spider joins you, run!
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If the spider joins me, surely I'll be too drunk to run?
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Originally Posted by FlorenceArt
Sure! I'll send my specially trained cockroach squad.
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Hmmmm... cockroaches or spiders, what a choice!
