Perhaps something like this would make everyone happy...
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We were shocked, appalled, and extremely disturbed to learn of this apparent mistake in our printing. We would like everyone to know we are taking this matter very seriously and will launch a thorough investigation as to the causes of this unfortunate occurrence. We at Penguin are strong advocates of human rights around the world for people of all colors, and are currently replacing our current inventory with a corrected reprint. All customers are welcome to request a replacement copy at no charge. Further, customers who have already purchased this book should be informed that cannibalism of any race is strictly prohibited by law, and those who have already followed the recipe in question to the letter are advised to turn themselves in to their local authorities. Once again, we sincerely apologize for any confusion or offense, and we assure everyone that this tragedy will not be repeated.
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