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Originally Posted by QIbHom
What? Astak isn't working on a 1 cup Pocket Mug Reader? I'm crushed!!!
How about a travel coffee mug with a lid and a screen on the side that scrolls e-books at a reading speed you can set? Better yet, put a small camera in the lid, so the speed of my eye movement sets the scroll speed and it pauses when I break eye contact to drink.
Could you do something about my lack of a flying car and retirement community on the Moon, too?
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Dear QIbHom:
The new 2 inch EZ Mugger is in the works!! This is a coffee (or tea) mug that you can read eBooks from while it plays a rendition of "Swill my Coffee round the Old Campfire" by Cedrik Crumpet. It is unique as it has a transfer in the casing that uses the heat of your coffee to power a tiny battery. It also has a motion trigger so whenever you pick up the Mugger it starts the song all over again. Long awaited, the EZ Mugger will be offered in numerous colors including: "BarfMint", "BrownYech", "WineSlime", and "MeanGreenJean" for $999.
The EZ Mugger PRO is what you want! That has a camera that snaps a picture immediately posted on FaceBook. The faster you drink, the faster it will scroll eBooks. This one is subsidized by Starluck Coffee to $599. Astak assumes no responsibility for lack of sleep or dreaming you are in a flying car!