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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
I don't recommend elephants. They are hell to housebreak, you can't keep them out of the fridge, and they are just NOT something you want to cuddle with on a cold evening! 
On the other hand, muggers do NOT attack people who are out walking their elephants. 
You can make very nice gift wrapping paper out of their dung. (Actually, you can make a LOT of very nice gift wrapping paper...) It sells at high price in Malaysia and Thailand. 
They are very handy for moving trees. 
Maybe you should consider trying out an elephant...
Stitchawl |
Very true. On the other hand, what would a hippo be useful for? It would also scare burglars I'm sure...