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(Cut to) Moderator In Black walks onstage, consults his earpiece, nods, and looks at the camera: "The following is a disclaimer from the Moderators In Black. What you just heard... you didn't hear from us. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. Anyone who Tivo'd the last two minutes has obviously fallen under the influence of alien video-hackers. That is all."
Moderator In Black starts to walk away, then stops and looks at camera again: "What are you still doing watching this? Jerseylicious is on the Style channel right now!"
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