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(Pshrynk and Ralph enter from behind the curtain, wearing tuxes.)
Pshrynk: "It lookes like we're going to have a great show tonight."
Ralph: "Every show with John Wayne is a good show."
Pshrynk: "We aren't having John Wayne here."
Ralph: "What, he stiffed us again?"
Pshrynk: "He's dead!"
Ralph: "Like I said. He stiffed us again. I guess we'll just have to settle for Bad Good Deb."
Pshrynk: "She couldn't make it either."
Ralph: "Is she dead, too?"
Pshrynk: "No, she's not dead! She's busy doing a Ginsu Knife ad."
Ralph: "What, the Samarai Waitress role didn't come through?"
Pshrynk: "Not yet. With that in mind, let watch the show..."
(Cut to a dog hiking a leg at a fire hydrant. The hydrant barks and runs off.)
(Cut back to Pshrynk and Ralph. A harried-looking man in a suit walks up.)
Harried man: "I'm from the MR censors. You've got to clean this show up or I'll have to shut it down."
Pshrynk : "But this is the internet, there are no censors"
Ralph: "Besides, our jokes aren't that dirty."
Harried man: "Who cares about your jokes. Look at the floor. Look at those curtains. And Pshrynk's couch ought to be burned!"
Pshrynk "We'll do something about it before the show's over."
Harried man: "You'd better." (Walks off)
Ralph: "Boy, was he cranky! What'll we do now?"
Pshrynk : "Do what most adults do then they're overwhelmed. Let's go to Adrian's bar."
Ralph : "Great idea!"
(Pshrynk and Ralph goes through closed door to a bar with music playing from a jukebox and people drinking and dancing.)
Zelda Pinwheel: "Did you hear the one about the dying man who was given a Zany Carter just before he died?"
Sparrow: "No. What happened?"
Zelda: "They had to give him last rites in 26 different centuries and 3 different universes."
Tompe: "What would you get if you crossed the MPAA and the RIAA with a chicken?"
ShortandCuddlyAm: "I don't, what would you get?"
Tompe: "A chicken that cuts it's own throat."
Ralph: "Adrian, why do you serve Zany carters over the bar but keep the Pearl in a safe?"
Adrian: "Have you tried Pearl?"
Tompe: "What if you crossed that ACTA with the SPCA?"
Patricia: "What?"
Tompe: "A law that's too secret to adopt."
Pshrynk: "Feel better, Ralph?"
Ralph: "Yes, but the door disappeared!"
Pshrynk: "Not a problem, Just chug your Zany Carter and you'll be somewhere else."
Ralph: "Will it put us back in the show."
Pshrynk: "Only if our luck run out."
(Hard cut to VR at the mike) VR: "The Slime Mold Defense League has announced it's third annual Red burning fund raiser next Friday. Red is not expected to attend, but the spokesman in charge noted that they would a have a spit over an open fire reserved for him, just in case the Guest of Honor did show up."
(Cut to GeoffC in the German Helmet) Very EEnteresting, but more Chocolate!
(Cut to Dr. Montesmag, back on the submarine bridge)
Dr.Montesmag: "Ahh...Dive, dive."
Sailor at helm: "Aye, aye, sir."
(Both the sailor and Dr.Montesmag suddenly show up in Adrian's Bar.)
Dr.Montesmag: Err...What are we doing...here?"
Sailor: "You said 'dive' ..."
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