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Old 04-13-2010, 12:15 AM   #2
montsnmags
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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward View Post
THE PSHRYNK AND RALPH COMEDY HOUR.

(cut to bridge of a submarine. Dr Montesmag is wearing a captain's uniform.)
Dr. Montesmag: "Umm....dive the boat."
Sailor at helm: "But Captain."
Dr. Montesmag: Ahhh...who's the captain here?"
Sailor at helm: "You are, sir!"
Dr.Montesmag: "Errr...then dive the boat."
Sailor at helm: " (Shrugs) Yes, sir. Open all vents."
(sudden feel of an elevator falling, followed by a huge bang and other noises.)
Dr.Montesmag: "Ahh.. why did we stop?"
Sailor at helm: "We're still in our parking place, sir...."
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That so-called "Doctor"...a moron at the wheel of life. STEADY AS HE BLOWS!

Cheers,
Marc (no relation)
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