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Greg Anos · 04-12-2010, 08:52 PM

THE PSHRYNK AND RALPH COMEDY HOUR.

(cut to bridge of a submarine. Dr Montesmag is wearing a captain's uniform.)
Dr. Montesmag: "Umm....dive the boat."
Sailor at helm: "But Captain."
Dr. Montesmag: Ahhh...who's the captain here?"
Sailor at helm: "You are, sir!"
Dr.Montesmag: "Errr...then dive the boat."
Sailor at helm: " (Shrugs) Yes, sir. Open all vents."
(sudden feel of an elevator falling, followed by a huge bang and other noises.)
Dr.Montesmag: "Ahh.. why did we stop?"
Sailor at helm: "We're still in our parking place, sir...."

(hard cut to VR in front of a mike.)
VR: "Welcome to The Pshrynk and Ralph Comedy Hour. Guaranteed to lower the taste of any thread it touches. Today's show was pre-recorded so that Bubba and Red could go fishing."

"Today's sponsor are Pearl Beer, the brew that made the Texas Hill Country cry 1100 springs. Great White North Road Construction, ruining summers since 1912. And Trans Texas Airways, where the big hand is on 12, the little hand is on 3, and all the knuckles are white from the ride..."

(Hard cut to Kenny C. on Pshrynks couch.)
Kenny C.: "I tell you, it's horrible out there, the the violence, the casualties, the horror. Please doctor, help me! I can't take any more!"
Pshrynk: "Ok! Ok! Just relax. Where have you been? Beruit, Iraq, Afghanistan?"
Kenny C.: "None of those kiddie camps. I just came back from posting on the Global Warming thread."

(Cut to GeoffC in the German WWII helmet, peering from behind a fern). "Very EEnteresting. But I still say Stalingrad was tougher."

(Hard cut to VR at the announcer mike) VR: "And the latest score is - Cops 7, Robbers 3."

(Just the opening bars... Coming soon, Hugo and Lefty discussing matter of great import...)

04-12-2010, 08:52 PM	#1
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,531 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	The Pshrynk and Ralph Comedy Hour THE PSHRYNK AND RALPH COMEDY HOUR. (cut to bridge of a submarine. Dr Montesmag is wearing a captain's uniform.) Dr. Montesmag: "Umm....dive the boat." Sailor at helm: "But Captain." Dr. Montesmag: Ahhh...who's the captain here?" Sailor at helm: "You are, sir!" Dr.Montesmag: "Errr...then dive the boat." Sailor at helm: " (Shrugs) Yes, sir. Open all vents." (sudden feel of an elevator falling, followed by a huge bang and other noises.) Dr.Montesmag: "Ahh.. why did we stop?" Sailor at helm: "We're still in our parking place, sir...." (hard cut to VR in front of a mike.) VR: "Welcome to The Pshrynk and Ralph Comedy Hour. Guaranteed to lower the taste of any thread it touches. Today's show was pre-recorded so that Bubba and Red could go fishing." "Today's sponsor are Pearl Beer, the brew that made the Texas Hill Country cry 1100 springs. Great White North Road Construction, ruining summers since 1912. And Trans Texas Airways, where the big hand is on 12, the little hand is on 3, and all the knuckles are white from the ride..." (Hard cut to Kenny C. on Pshrynks couch.) Kenny C.: "I tell you, it's horrible out there, the the violence, the casualties, the horror. Please doctor, help me! I can't take any more!" Pshrynk: "Ok! Ok! Just relax. Where have you been? Beruit, Iraq, Afghanistan?" Kenny C.: "None of those kiddie camps. I just came back from posting on the Global Warming thread." (Cut to GeoffC in the German WWII helmet, peering from behind a fern). "Very EEnteresting. But I still say Stalingrad was tougher." (Hard cut to VR at the announcer mike) VR: "And the latest score is - Cops 7, Robbers 3." (Just the opening bars... Coming soon, Hugo and Lefty discussing matter of great import...)