(Since I've gotten away before with plugging a non-novel in this thread, I'm going to try it again. If this is ungood, I will gladly move it.)
I would hereby like to prostitute... er, PROMOTE myself as a novice editor.
Are you desperate for someone to read your novel?... Someone that is neither related to you nor afraid of hurting your feelings? Someone that will spot your dangling modifiers, comma splices, fragmented sentences, and other just plain weird stuff that nobody but you will ever understand?
SOMEONE THAT WILL DO IT FOR FREE!?
Yes, folks, for a limited time, I will read and edit your novel the best I possibly can, for the low price of $0.00 (¥0). All I will ask of you in return is to give me an editing credit if you think I did a good job. I am an English university student. I have actually studied grammar and style. I am ready and willing to help you, to gain experience, and to see if I could do this for money. You have nothing to lose, and the respect and admiration of your peers to gain.
If anyone is interested, PM me and I will give you my email address.
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