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Originally Posted by montsnmags
A Wallmont SUPERstore has just appeared...err, opened only a mile from the GPS coordinates we have on your current location. Do toodle on down, Geoff dear, there's a good chap. The staff are expecting you - they've already mixed your drink.
Yours via stealth CCTV,
Adrian
Wallmont SUPERstore ("Interfenestrating the windows of your desire"
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i'll be on my way as soon as the sun sets in the west and the moon revolves around the earth in the other direction.
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".  |
I like wind-up torches, very environwatsit-friendly....
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
You clearly agreed to that servicing you recieved in the Genetiquette Department, so I'm rather surprised at your apparent dissatisfaction. Your litter of dog-otter hybrids will be ready last Tuesday, and as a gesture of goodwill I am happy to reduce the bill to just half of the previously quoted cost (my accounts department is just now calculating what 50% of an eternity actually comes to).
Yours midwiferly,
Adrian
Wallmont SUPERstore
"Where it's a business doing pleasure with you"
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