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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement". 
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You clearly agreed to that servicing you recieved in the Genetiquette Department, so I'm rather surprised at your apparent dissatisfaction. Your litter of dog-otter hybrids will be ready last Tuesday, and as a gesture of goodwill I am happy to reduce the bill to just half of the previously quoted cost (my accounts department is just now calculating what 50% of an eternity actually comes to).
Yours midwiferly,
Adrian
Wallmont SUPERstore
"Where it's a business doing pleasure with you"