Hello! (a scantily clad dog approaches as you near the entrance of what used to be The Llounge.) And welcome to
GKrispy's Retreat! Are you ready for a swingin' good time? (doggie gives you a really wet licky kiss deep down your throat) Come! Come in! Do you like my tongue work? There's more to come inside!
(You step into a large dark room. A disco ball hangs from the ceiling and there are many mats and vinyl couches around the room filled with writhing bodies with much moaning and the occasional screaming. A disco beat plays in the background while a group of singers sing an odd chorus.)
Birds
do it,
Bees
do it,
Even penguins and some cats
do it.
Let's
do it, let's f..(skip)..Let's
do it, let's f..(skip)..Let's
do it, let's f..(skip)..Let's
do it, let's f......
(The doggie leads you inside and you slowly become aware of a paw on your butt.)
Enjoy yourself! The llamas are particularly fun. But be sure to clean up after yourself. And watch out for the squirrels.
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