Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance).
Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.
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