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I'm sitting in the President's Club in Newark airport using their wifi. I was able to upgrade to first class for only $120 (last seat too!), went through security too quickly, and when I saw the President's Club I figured I'd try to get in. First Class+International = success! So I got a free breakfast, free wifi and a comfy couch. Now my final two problems are: I reeeeeaaaaaallly want a cigarette but can't, and two, since I can't have a cigarette and I need to calm down for the plane, I need alcohol. Bars don't open til nine though, and my plane boards at 9:10. Just enough time to gulp down a vodka drink.
Jamaica in t minus five hours!
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