Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
"So there I was, the only person between 5,000 Colonial soldiers with just-discovered defective rifles; and 25,000 attackers with knives and spears. In seconds, the heathens would have been upon us!"
"What did you do, Colonel?"
"Why, I quickly dismantled my own rifle's scope and used the magnifying lens, backed by my trusty shaving mirror, to reflect sunlight into our opponents' eyes... giving our boys a fighting chance..."
"Why... that's incredible, Colonel!"
"Quite."
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You should be a writer... oh hey you are - good choice ...
I can see it.... big handlebar mustache, pith helmet, elephant gun resting against the wall...