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Old 04-09-2010, 01:21 PM   #25
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"So there I was, the only person between 5,000 Colonial soldiers with just-discovered defective rifles; and 25,000 attackers with knives and spears. In seconds, the heathens would have been upon us!"

"What did you do, Colonel?"

"Why, I quickly dismantled my own rifle's scope and used the magnifying lens, backed by my trusty shaving mirror, to reflect sunlight into our opponents' eyes... giving our boys a fighting chance..."

"Why... that's incredible, Colonel!"

"Quite."
You should be a writer... oh hey you are - good choice ...

I can see it.... big handlebar mustache, pith helmet, elephant gun resting against the wall...
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