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Old 04-08-2010, 02:44 PM   #23
Steven Lyle Jordan
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I can suspend my belief long enough to enjoy movies that are classified as fantasy. But I can't handle it in an action movie. I can no longer sit through movies with stupidly impossible stunts.
Watching action films is like listening to the old British Colonel and his war stories that get more incredible with each telling:

"So there I was, the only person between 5,000 Colonial soldiers with just-discovered defective rifles; and 25,000 attackers with knives and spears. In seconds, the heathens would have been upon us!"

"What did you do, Colonel?"

"Why, I quickly dismantled my own rifle's scope and used the magnifying lens, backed by my trusty shaving mirror, to reflect sunlight into our opponents' eyes... giving our boys a fighting chance..."

"Why... that's incredible, Colonel!"

"Quite."

You can almost imagine an elderly James Bond retelling his fairly conventional exploits to a young (and humoring) audience, and having them sound like the movie scripts. (Hmm: Might be fodder for the second 007 comedy, at that...)

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