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True, but he probably also gets to sleep on the bed with them. Ok, maybe it is only the foot of the bed, but still... some dogs have all the luck.
I tried to defend the ship from some strange alien creature (yes, I got my butt kicked) and all I get was a slip of the tongue from the shaggy DA over there with the new insignia patch and punched in the head by Am. It's not I said anything like "Hey baby looking mighty fine in that leather". Ok, fine, whistling at her might not have been the best idea, in fact I'd rank it right there as second worst idea of the night. But you'd have thought she would have appreciated my sincere method of letting her know that I thought she looked very nice.
You think it might have been because I broke what? That nice vase? Oh, well it might have been in the box...
No, I wasn't standing on the box, the chair was on the box.
I think maybe one of the chair legs poked through the box when I set the end table on it.
End table? Well the transom was pretty high, how else was I going to inspect it to make sure there were no cracks in it from the landing.
40 minutes?... it was a pretty big transom, I had to watch, errr study, ummm inspect it in some detail.
The passageway light was on behind me you say? ... Hey, shouldn't you be somewhere else.
Pshrynk! Is there any more of that vodka? Hell, I don't care, leave the bacon in it.
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