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Originally Posted by catsittingstill
I was going out to a pub with a friend once, and as we were walking toward the door she said she wanted "Hefeweizen."
Only what I heard was "half a Bison." I said "Sorry?" and she repeated that she wanted half a bison.
I said "you mean you're half-starving?"
She said "what?"
I said "You mean you're hungry enough to eat a horse?--except in your case it's a bison?--and you only want half a bison, so you're only half starving?"
"Half a bison?"
"You just said you wanted half a bison."
So that was the day that I learned half a bison is a glass of beer. A full glass, as it turns out.
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lol
Hey I hear that sawdust in your booze gets you high.