|
What is it with you hairy beasts anyway? Tim's the same way. It's like his moustache starts halfway up his nostrils. And his sideburns must start in his ears. I'm sure a nice bikini wax in your orifices would do the trick. While you are at it, carve out a divider in the unibrow.
I run covert ops on Tim..... when he is sleeping, I'll sneak up with a strip of the wax cloth with wax on it, press it between his eyebrows, and rip it off. By the time he wakes up screaming, it's all over and he has two eyebrows again.
|