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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Cat flaps can be exciting. A friend told me his cat flap horror story: He has 3 cats too. He came home after dark, went in the house and found all 3 cats sitting on the couch - absolutely frozen in place with huge eyes looking up. He looked up and saw an adult raccoon clinging to the top of the doorjamb over the door leading to the kitchen. Thinking fast, he opened the kitchen door into the back yard and turned out all the lights in the house. He then sat down on the couch with the cats, opened a bottle of Irish whiskey and waited for the raccoon to exit the house. Needless to say, the flap was removed later that night. He is a really big guy - about 6' 3" and 250 pounds -- and I've never lost the mental image I had of him cowering on the couch in the dark with his kittehs swilling the whiskey.
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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible
When I had my cats and they were not behaving, all I had to do was open the door where the vacuum was stashed and rattle the hose.
Zoooom! They'd run up to their secret hiding places.
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little bug is terrified of the vacuum cleaner and disappears if i even go near it, but i'd never be so cruel as to use that as a threat.
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Originally Posted by happy_terd
I feel your pain. I was eating an apple and just dropped it on a dust bunny.  |
hm... that might almost be a convincing reason to start sweeping the floor. maybe.
